Santa Clause 2 is the 2002 Walt Disney Pictures romantic Christmas comedy starring Tim Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell, Judge Reinhold, Wendy Crewson, David Krumholtz, Eric Lloyd, Spencer Breslin, Liliana Mumy and Spencer Breslin. The movie was directed by Michael Lembeck and composed by George S. Clinton. Scott Calvin/Santa Claus (Tim Allen) learns that there is a Mrs. Claus and he has to find a wife by Christmas Eve or he will no longer be Santa Claus.
Scott Calvin/Santa Claus: I have to get married?
Bernard: Yes. It’s the Mrs. Clause.
Bernard: Curtis, you’re 900-years-old, grow up!
Scott Calvin: Neil, have you ever actually *helped* anyone?
Picardo: Good morning, Principal Newman.
Principal Carol Newman: Mr. Picardo, I want you to look into my eyes. What do you see?
Picardo: It’s dark… and it’s cold.
Principal Carol Newman: It’s your future, Mr. Picardo. Keep this up, and you will spend the rest of your life stabbing trash by the highway. Do I make myself clear?
Principal Carol Newman: So what are you gonna do?
Picardo: I’m going straight to third-period geometry.
Principal Carol Newman: Have a nice trip.
Lucy: [opening the door to see Curtis] Are you an elf?
Curtis, the Experimental Elf: Why, no, of course not.
Lucy: Then why do you have pointy ears?
Curtis, the Experimental Elf: Because I didn’t eat my green vegetables. Do you eat your green vegetables?
Lucy: [covers her ears] Uncle Scott!